I’m pretty sure none of the characters in The Lego Movie ever spoke the name “Lego.”
I had a baseball game on the television while Lore was studying.
In between reruns of All in the Family and Diff’rent Strokes last night was the most stunning advertisement I’ve seen in a long time.
Times Square seems like the center of the universe, if only because it’s as bright.
The Pillsbury Doughboy reminds my wife of the Michelin Man. But I wouldn’t poke the Michelin Man in the belly. I don’t think he’d laugh.
I set aside “A People’s History of the United States” in favor of the back of the Cheerios box.
What a good idea it is to have the most fit members of a gym exercise by the window.
On my Facebook home page, there are these ads asking me to rate pictures of beautiful women with enormous breasts.
Iowa is having a bout of “extremely mild” temperatures today: a good, sunny, day to go to Kalona.
Italian-Americans NEVER watch movies or television shows about Italian gangsters, no matter how well written or compentently directed.
Thousands of people do this ever year, making it Iowa’s biggest event.
More snow. Six inches or more. It was that quiet snow that absorbs all sound. Susan and I shoveled her driveway and sidewalks during the game, but I watched my NFL minimum this evening. The New England Patriots became the greatest team to ever choke in the last minute and half. The ads… there was […]
Susan and I took a day trip to Des Moines, which aside from our day at the State Fair in August, was my first real trip to the state capital.
I’ve always wanted to be a casting director for women’s jeans advertisements. All day I would look at the asses of otherwise perfect women but tell most of them, “I’m sorry, your ass just isn’t good enough.”
Every October Gillette advertises its razors during the baseball playoffs. And every year they promote a new model with an extra blade in it. They’re up to five per razor. When I’m an old man will Gillette razors have forty blades in them? Will each additional blade shave my beard that much closer? The Gillette […]
Tonight I brought home Thai food. Yellow curry something, medium spicy. I’m enjoying a little ultra-right wing entertainment this evening. Mississippi Public Broadcasting airs reruns of “The Lawrence Welk Show” every week. It’s also supercorny, but I enjoy listing to the music. The show was on for something like forty years. It’s impossible to tell […]
This morning I visited Monument Valley, and am in Gallup for the night.