Load uniformally

Affixed to the garbage bin outside our building is a warning label that says:


I checked my dictionary to make sure this isn’t an acceptable (perhaps Canadian) alternative spelling for “uniformly.” It isn’t, so from now I will deposit my trash dressed in a one-piece tuxedo.

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