Today at work I checked “smashing ass” off my to-do list.
One of our volunteers came back to the office from the front desk. Some visitor had come in and told her that God was punishing all of the sinners in Biloxi. Biloxi had a lot of sinners because of the casinos, according to this man. Nevermind that the gamblers are mostly Midwestern retirees like this noodle.
Americans are just as sinful as they’ve always been, but more of them go to church now.